Commandant Unitit's definitions

Nipponyte

When someone attaches explosives such as minute amounts of TNT to their nipples.

Samantha: "Hey Clara, what's Bob doing with that desk clamp?"
Clara: "Oh, he's just attaching some Nipponyte for New Years! He's guaranteed to be the life of the party with fireworks emanating from his tits!"

by Commandant Unitit June 25, 2014

Nippular Symmetry

The state in which ones nipples are not symmetrical in either size, shape, bulge, or distance.

"Hey Nick do you see what i see? That guy has one flat nipple and one nipple that bulges out, and this other guy with only one leg has perfect nippular symmetry!"

by Commandant Unitit February 4, 2013