geezer shot

The flu shot when you get when you're an old creep. Twice as much anti-venom in the shot, and twice as much pain in your arm the next day.

I went to Kaiser for a flu shot, and one of the old gals in the line in front of me told us they were out of the geezer shot.

by Colorado Bootman October 14, 2021

evanjewlical

A person who has adopted Judaism as their new religion and is throwing it in everyone's face. Especially annoying is evanjewlicals who've adopted a Kosher diet in spite of that they've downed 1/2 ton (conservative estimate) of bacon in their previous life.

My evanjewlical friend seems to be letting her new rabbi make all her decisions for her.

by Colorado Bootman December 16, 2020

I Gambled and Lost

A wet fart.

I just cut a big fart and I gambled and lost. My pants are in the washing machine.

by Colorado Bootman October 01, 2021