Definitions by Collin Sick

Disco Parking 

Taking the best spot on the lot and usually the spot beside it becuase you have parked on an angle / . Mainly perpetrated by a "Creamer". This term is the pre-cursor to Rock Star Parking.

"Hey, look at Guido's shiny Camaro takin' up two spots in front of the club!"
"Yeah, he's totally disco parking!"

Disco Parking by Collin Sick March 14, 2008

Creamer 

A guy who creams on his car. Said "creamer" usually lives in his parents' basement and thinks his overcompensating car will make up for his lack of genitals.

"John is a total creamer. If it weren't for the tailpipe on his car....He'ld never get laid!"

Creamer by Collin Sick March 14, 2008