Collin Miller's definitions

bife

A boy wife. Its a gay thing.
not that there's anything wrong with that.

i've gotta call the bife. he'll be wondering where I am.

by Collin Miller October 6, 2003

cocker spaniel

a dog whos name is pronounced "cock-er-span-nyal"

not "COCK - ER SPAN - E - AL"

COCK - ER SPAN - E - AL = cocker spaneel

dammit sarah. grow a brain. moron

by collin miller October 8, 2003

my pants are on fire

A simple phrase used to indicate that your pants are in a state of rapid rapid oxidization. YOu should use this phrase when your pants are combusting as you never know when you might have to tell a blind person. A blind person wouldn't under stand what
'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!'

meant.

I souldn't have used that match after spilling gasoline. Now my pants are on fire...... and it BURNS!!!!!!!

by Collin Miller July 20, 2003