Definitions by Colin McDonnell

meat lamp 

A tanning apparatus for the penis. See muffin oven and hand lube.

I lost my muffin oven, can I borrow your meat lamp? We're getting pale down there.

meat lamp by Colin McDonnell October 1, 2013

muffin oven 

A tanning apparatus for the vagina.

This muffin oven takes me from pastry white to golden brown.

muffin oven by Colin McDonnell October 1, 2013