Colin McDonnell's definitions

muffin oven

A tanning apparatus for the vagina.

This muffin oven takes me from pastry white to golden brown.

by Colin McDonnell October 1, 2013

meat lamp

A tanning apparatus for the penis. See muffin oven and hand lube.

I lost my muffin oven, can I borrow your meat lamp? We're getting pale down there.

by Colin McDonnell October 1, 2013