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Definitions by Colin K.

A person who is such a jerk-off that it is obvious on first sight.
Person #1: Hey, have you seen Barry Bonds on his new show that cronicles his every move?
Person #2: Yeah, he's a real fag bag.
Person #1: I know. Listen to his voice.
fag bag by Colin K. August 31, 2008

nasty attack 

A sight, thought or theory that is particularly disgusting.
When an exceptionally fat man sits down and his fupa is larger than his stomach. Where does his penis lie? That is a fucking nasty attack
nasty attack by Colin K. August 29, 2008

anal meat 

The utmost desire of a gay male. More specifically, the red part of the asshole.
Boy, David Spade sure loves his anal meat.
anal meat by Colin K. August 29, 2008

Hotdog Salad 

A salad of any variety with chunks of hotdogs thrown in there. Ususally, it is a meal of desparate proportions.
When a hungry Kelly realized the fridge was empty, she improvised, preparing a delicious hotdog salad. What kind of dressing did she use, you might ask? Ranch.
Hotdog Salad by Colin K. May 22, 2006