Cole Miner's Daughter's definitions

carolina moustache

Licking deep into someone's bung as though you are digging for gold in the Great Smokey Mountains of North Carolina while sporting a whispy, yet gentlemanly moustache.

*Sauces optional

Oh fuck, I just walked in on Jose giving J.R. a Carolina Moustache!

by Cole Miner's Daughter January 22, 2007