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Definitions by Cole AJ Man

Splatter Hag

A friendly woman that is either a squirter and/or displays enthusiasm to get squirted on/in by 1 and/or many.
That guy's mother used to be a straight splatter hag.
Splatter Hag by Cole AJ Man November 29, 2025

Sloppy poppin' 

Sexual term used to describe an orifice creating a popping noise on an overly lubricated (preferably by natural means) phallus.
My friend's mother had my toe knuckles cracking from an amazing sloppy poppin' that was so wet, I had to put my socks in the dryer afterwards. When she pulled her mouth off of my junk, it was sloppy wet and there was a popping noise.
Sloppy poppin' by Cole AJ Man January 5, 2023