Codyeldridge55's definitions

obsidian rimjob

When you drink to much liquor one night and you shit pouring lava so fast and so hard it splashes the water back up and hardens your asshole

Dude, can I borrow your hemorrhoid pillow? I had such an intense obsidian rimjob, I can’t sit down.

by Codyeldridge55 February 20, 2020