Definitions by Cockmonkey flankers

Clashtray 

When one has ashed their cigarette in a womens cleavage, said cleavage becomes a clashtray.

Boy 1 to boy 2: I dare you to ash in her cleavage.

Girl: stay the fuck out of my clashtray.

Clashtray by Cockmonkey flankers August 25, 2011

Nipple text 

The act of texting using only one's nipples. Nipples must be small enough to hit the keys and industrious enough to know how to spell.

Girl: did you wish a headache on me because I wouldn't bring you a latte?
Boy: no, breast pain.

Girl: it didn't work, I'm still able to nipple text you.

Nipple text by Cockmonkey flankers August 6, 2011