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A word used to describe how someone feels when extremely hung over.
"I drank so much last night, now I feel like a bag of shattered penises."
by Cobbnobbler December 28, 2009
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When a woman is constantly sucking cock she might have cum gutters installed under her chin to catch the heavy flow of semen.
Man 1-"I heard Claire had cum gutters put on yesterday!"

Man 2- It's true! She gives so much head she needs them to collect all the man yogurt!"
by Cobbnobbler January 20, 2010
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