The theory that an intelligent pre-human race with entirely black sclera (eyes) evolved to the status of a civilization and technological mastery greater than that of the present human race on the planet earth, the population of which is entirely genetically manipulated and produced by cloning. These aliens/extra-terrestrials may inhabit any number of planets, including in our own solar system, and possess ultimate power over the earth according to the theory. Intelligent apes from before human history according to Brown's Sapient Evolutionary Theory cloned humanity and dominated them as slaves, and presently treat them lower than cats, dogs, and monkeys, treating all human beings as political chess pieces and science experiments.
Brown's Sapient Evolutionary Theory is depressing, but probably true.
by CoaltownBrown January 02, 2023
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Relaxion

Always remember that the Relaxions stand before the Passions..
by CoaltownBrown December 23, 2022
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The Ray

i.e. schizophrenia

schiz·o·phre·ni·a
/ˌskitsəˈfrēnēə,ˌskitsəˈfrenēə/

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nounPSYCHIATRY
a long-term mental disorder of a type involving a breakdown in the relation between thought, emotion, and behavior, leading to faulty perception, inappropriate actions and feelings, withdrawal from reality and personal relationships into fantasy and delusion, and a sense of mental fragmentation.
(in general use) a mentality or approach characterized by inconsistent or contradictory elements.
and they knew what happened from the ray, from the "light", but they didnt know how to explain it...
by CoaltownBrown July 10, 2020
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Post-Gothic Christianity

Post-Gothic Christianity is a multicultural, all inclusive (especially considering black christian traditions in North America) philosophical construction of christianity that is especially uniquely artistic and individual in scope. Occasionally artists who are post-gothic as christians will include christianity as part of their artistic ouevre, and within this ouevre they have developed the history and culture of post-gothic christianity. Today outspoken prophetic leaders like Martin Luther King Jr. might or may have been considered post-gothic to the Roman Empire.

Post-Gothic Christianity is not necessarily theological, it is oftentimes ironic in scope, political in purpose, and it is completed by it’s flaws, including the flawed contributor to the post-gothic christian purpose. Post-Gothic Christianity is prominent especially for questioning the white supremacy of all historical christian traditions, and the “Arian” beginnings of the Christian Church, in Rome, namely Gothic.

Contemporary Romans by and large are more accepting of Post-Gothic Christianity, on the whole, than they are of Gothic Christianity.

One Post-Gothic Christian alive and producing theology today is Kanye West, a black billionaire who is both a musician and an entrepreneur.
Martin Luther King Jr. may or may not have been considered to be a part of Post-Gothic Christianity to the Roman Empire at the time. Today it is still undecided.
by CoaltownBrown November 07, 2021
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SPOTTED APE

IE MISSING LINK

the missing connection between all other spotted animals and ape human ancestry
Man, if I could have seen some spotted apes nigga, and then some spotted peoples, I wouldn't have thought that civilization was only five hundred years old and that human beings were engineered by a foreign civilization
by CoaltownBrown December 18, 2021
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fan nigga

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fan nigga
ie "fan boy/ fan girl"

"a fan, especially one who is obsessive about comics, music, movies, art, or science fiction...etc"
I'm a huge fan nigga when it comes to all of her new artwork!
by CoaltownBrown May 29, 2020
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