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Black Collar

Black Collar is co-equivalent with white collar given the heat generating properties of the color black when worn, meaning that Black Collar signifies an indoor labor class. Not to mention since the word 'collar' signals the near rhyme 'color' , Black Collar signifies the end of merely white-supremacist 'collar' or 'color' dualities, such as white collar and blue collar.

Black Collar workers are often breaking from the norm by wearing more colorful and artistic clothing to the workplace. It is thought that Black Collar is post-metaphorical in nuance, and signifies something apart from the word 'black' traditionally used to describe racial identity.
Grateful to be Black Collar this summer...
by CoaltownBrown January 3, 2023
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Freshie

Freshman, naive, unoriginal, soft-in the tooth, unbroken, virginal, stupid, uneducated, uninformed, lacking, weak, newbie/newb, baby, too new or fresh. (word type)-Slimmoral/Slim-Moral.
“Freshie, I know you like being post-modern but whatever.”
by CoaltownBrown December 3, 2021
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SPOTTED APE

IE MISSING LINK

the missing connection between all other spotted animals and ape human ancestry
Man, if I could have seen some spotted apes nigga, and then some spotted peoples, I wouldn't have thought that civilization was only five hundred years old and that human beings were engineered by a foreign civilization
by CoaltownBrown December 18, 2021
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The Ray

i.e. schizophrenia

schiz·o·phre·ni·a
/ˌskitsəˈfrēnēə,ˌskitsəˈfrenēə/

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nounPSYCHIATRY
a long-term mental disorder of a type involving a breakdown in the relation between thought, emotion, and behavior, leading to faulty perception, inappropriate actions and feelings, withdrawal from reality and personal relationships into fantasy and delusion, and a sense of mental fragmentation.
(in general use) a mentality or approach characterized by inconsistent or contradictory elements.
and they knew what happened from the ray, from the "light", but they didnt know how to explain it...
by CoaltownBrown July 10, 2020
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Post-Gothic Christianity

post-gothic christianity is a multicultural, all inclusive, especially considering black christian traditions in north america, philosophical construction of christianity that is especially uniquely artistic and individual in scope. Occasionally artists who are post-gothic as christians will include christianity as part of their artistic ouevre, and within this ouevre they have developed the history and culture of post-gothic christianity.
Post-Gothic Christianity is not necessarily theological, it is oftentimes ironic in scope, political in purpose, and it is completed by it’s flaws, including the flawed contributor to the post-gothic christian purpose. Post-Gothic Christianity is prominent especially for questioning the white supremacy of all historical christian traditions, and the “Arian” beginnings of the Christian Church, in Rome, namely Gothic.

Contemporary Romans by and large are more accepting of Post-Gothic Christianity, on the whole, than they are of Gothic Christianity.

One Post-Gothic Christian alive and producing theology today is Kanye West, a black billionaire who is both a musician and an entrepreneur.
man, you would be better off listening to post-gothic christianity stuff if you're trying to question your christian background.
by CoaltownBrown November 5, 2021
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Brown Collar

Brown Collar is synonymous with Blue Collar employment, and is like Black Collar in signifying a post-metaphorical and post-racial categorical class of labor that is equal, progressive, and thought-forward. Brown Collar work takes place mostly outdoors and includes manual labor.
Brown Collar jobs are much easier in the fall, when it's cool outside.
by CoaltownBrown January 3, 2023
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clapter

there was a lot of clapter in the audience
by CoaltownBrown March 11, 2021
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