Coach Scoob Bean's definitions

Mayonnaised

When you are so drunk you turn pale from alcohol poisoning and become goop on the floor.

Scoob crushed a whole fifth of Jim before the party and got mayonnaised.

by Coach Scoob Bean March 3, 2019

scoob bean

The bit of shit that gets in your mouth when you’re eating a poohole.

No better surprise than a scoob bean when you’re eating ass.

by Coach Scoob Bean August 30, 2018