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Mayonnaised

When you are so drunk you turn pale from alcohol poisoning and become goop on the floor.
Scoob crushed a whole fifth of Jim before the party and got mayonnaised.
by Coach Scoob Bean March 3, 2019
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scoob bean

The bit of shit that gets in your mouth when you’re eating a poohole.
No better surprise than a scoob bean when you’re eating ass.
by Coach Scoob Bean August 30, 2018
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