Coach Ken's definitions

awesomism

The debilitating condition of being too awesome to relate socially, athletically, linguistically, or politically with normal people. One suffering awesomism would be considered "awesomistic."

Jim: Can't you people see? If you eschew college for a job working at a record store, you'll never be able to sustain a family.
John: I'm not chewing anything, moron. (walks away)
Jim: God, why did you curse me with awesomism?

Jack: Why won't anyone play basketball with him?
Jerry: Stop staring. He's awesomistic.

by Coach Ken April 22, 2008