Cmon now's definitions

ftq

ftq stands for “fuck the queen,” another way of saying fuck the monarchy

J: “Yo let’s take this shot. Cheers, ftq!”
Troy: “FTQ!!”

by cmon now September 16, 2023

Screaming seagull

When you have sex with a girl on the beach and dip your dick in the sand before penetrating.

I was banging some bar fly on the beach. Gave her the ole screaming seagull. Nearly woke the neighborhood.

by Cmon now September 13, 2018