Alyssa

Alyssa is the girl that makes everything around you disappear. Girls want to be her and guys want to be with her. She glows like a goddess and is nothing shy of perfect.
Yo did you Alyssa?
by Cmasterflex October 01, 2018
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porch goose

Noun: derogatory for a Brazilian, or someone that speaks Portuguese
Portuguese > porch geese > porch goose
you blow at this game, you fucking porch goose!
by Cmasterflex August 05, 2014
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