Definitions by Clutz McGraw

Confidential waster 

Someone who is pissed most of the time, and great at keeping schtum. Also a one-night soulmate you meet in the smoking area of a club and tell your innermost secrets too.

You know you can always count on me; I’m a confidential waster.

Last night a confidential waster saved my life.

Confidential waster by Clutz McGraw May 2, 2023

Chokey-Dokey

A fictional child killer who assumes different comical personas to lure children into his cave.

"I'm scared of the scary puppet man at the window, mum."

"That was just a bad dream honey, don't worry."

"No mum, he's real. He's called Chokey-Dokey and he wants to take me away."

Chokey-Dokey by Clutz McGraw August 2, 2016

blufty 

someone with uncontrollable wind

- He kept farting and farting. He's such a blufty.
- Oh blufty, when will it ever stop?!

blufty by Clutz McGraw May 13, 2014