"I'm scared of the scary puppet man at the window, mum."
"That was just a bad dream honey, don't worry."
"No mum, he's real. He's called Chokey-Dokey and he wants to take me away."
"That was just a bad dream honey, don't worry."
"No mum, he's real. He's called Chokey-Dokey and he wants to take me away."
by Clutz McGraw March 10, 2016
Someone who is pissed most of the time, and great at keeping schtum. Also a one-night soulmate you meet in the smoking area of a club and tell your innermost secrets too.
You know you can always count on me; I’m a confidential waster.
Last night a confidential waster saved my life.
Last night a confidential waster saved my life.
by Clutz McGraw May 02, 2023
by Clutz McGraw April 01, 2014