Definitions by Clove Borker

tookypan

1) A doctor who will help you find hookers.

2) A man displaying such characteristics, a so-called "ho-finder".

Must find a hooker, Dr. Tookypan to help!

tookypan by Clove Borker January 21, 2004

honkeytits 

The product of sex, drugs, and fake breasts.

Damn, that crackwhore had the worst pair of honkeytits I've ever seen!

honkeytits by Clove Borker January 21, 2004