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Definitions by Closeted toe sucker

Motorbagging

The act of vigorously slapping together a ballsack and a pair of tits; the #motorboating of a ballsack.
Upon seeing her heaving breasts I couldn't help but whip out my scrot and start motorbagging them

Baddaginnie Pedicure

The same as a warrenbayne Pedicure but they wear mouthguards because they are dumb
I crossed the Hume and everyone had long toenails because they were doing the baddaginnie pedicure

Warrenbayne Pedicure

When you get in a 69 position with an intimate partner but instead of performing oral sex, you trim each other's toenails with your teeth
We slept at opposite ends of the big daddy swag and gave each other Warrenbayne Pedicures