Closeted toe sucker's definitions

Warrenbayne Pedicure

When you get in a 69 position with an intimate partner but instead of performing oral sex, you trim each other's toenails with your teeth

We slept at opposite ends of the big daddy swag and gave each other Warrenbayne Pedicures

by Closeted toe sucker December 23, 2025

Baddaginnie Pedicure

The same as a warrenbayne Pedicure but they wear mouthguards because they are dumb

I crossed the Hume and everyone had long toenails because they were doing the baddaginnie pedicure

by Closeted toe sucker December 23, 2025

Motorbagging

The act of vigorously slapping together a ballsack and a pair of tits; the #motorboating of a ballsack.

Upon seeing her heaving breasts I couldn't help but whip out my scrot and start motorbagging them

by Closeted toe sucker January 16, 2026