Definitions by Clever Satan

Colombian landslide 

A post-coffee shit…usually with a sense of urgency

Dude that cup of coffee I just had tasted like it was brewed with toilet water…I think I feel a Colombian landslide coming.

Colombian landslide by Clever Satan February 13, 2023

Roman Centurion 

Teabagging someone in a way where your balls rest on their head and your dong hangs down between their eyes and on their nose, much like a Roman centurion helmet.

My wife and I were fighting last night, so I had to give her the ole Roman Centurion to let her know who the real gladiator is.

Roman Centurion by Clever Satan March 11, 2022

Penguin

A large bodied, waddling idiot

I got stuck in line behind a group of dopey penguins at Walmart today.

Penguin by Clever Satan June 23, 2019

herothin 

A svelte body image that can only be achieved by chronic and ongoing heroin addiction.

"She's got a sick body."
"That meth-head chick? Na man...she's herothin. I'd still bang her though"

herothin by Clever Satan January 31, 2019