Clever Girl's definitions
Cooking with jalepeños and not getting all the juice off your hands, then later that night fingering a woman. It makes her curl up in a ball and just want to die. It's basically like setting her vagina on fire.
John: Dude, last night I accidentally gave Emma a jalepeño popper.
Justin: Oh man, no way! Did she cry? That must have burned so bad!
Justin: Oh man, no way! Did she cry? That must have burned so bad!
by Clever Girl February 11, 2013
Get the Jalepeño Poppermug. When you nearly drop something but you manage to catch it real fast. Then you can say I have cat-like reflexes
by Clever girl September 20, 2013
Get the cat-like reflexesmug.