3 definitions by Cletus hairberry

Keith jones

An old smack head who lives on benifits and is adopted

Jon “look at that Tory tramp”
Ian “oh yes he is a keith jones”

by Cletus hairberry August 18, 2020

Sarah jones

A smack head who normally gets mixed up with a dog

Dan “ yo dad that dog is finna ugly bro what breed is dat?”
Keith “that’s one called Sarah Jones son they spread diseases.”

by Cletus hairberry October 3, 2020

Jamie gargan

A walking machine that gives the woman a run for his money

‘Man being cool’
Sardine”look! He’s a Jamie gargan.”

by Cletus hairberry October 3, 2020