Definitions by Cletus hairberry

Jamie gargan 

A walking machine that gives the woman a run for his money

‘Man being cool’
Sardine”look! He’s a Jamie gargan.”

Jamie gargan by Cletus hairberry October 3, 2020

Sarah jones 

A smack head who normally gets mixed up with a dog

Dan “ yo dad that dog is finna ugly bro what breed is dat?”
Keith “that’s one called Sarah Jones son they spread diseases.”

Sarah jones by Cletus hairberry October 3, 2020

Keith jones 

An old smack head who lives on benifits and is adopted

Jon “look at that Tory tramp”
Ian “oh yes he is a keith jones”

Keith jones by Cletus hairberry August 18, 2020