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Definitions by Classic Joe

boat mascot thingies 

The things that goes on the front of a boat.
Hey, did you see that mermaid?
Where?
On that boat. It's one of those boat mascot thingies.

douchicity 

The unit of measurement to give frame of reference to how much of a douchebag someone is or can be.
I'm getting a high douchicity reading from that guy wearing his sunglasses inside with two popped collars.
douchicity by Classic Joe June 5, 2014