Definitions by Classic Joe

boat mascot thingies

The things that goes on the front of a boat.

Hey, did you see that mermaid?
Where?
On that boat. It's one of those boat mascot thingies.

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The unit of measurement to give frame of reference to how much of a douchebag someone is or can be.

I'm getting a high douchicity reading from that guy wearing his sunglasses inside with two popped collars.

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