elixir golem

Elixir golem is a card in clash royale, that is absolute dog shit, it will give the other person elixir when destroyed. If you use it you must hate your life, so to that I say go meet god make a friend.
Fuck our cloned mirror elixir golems fucked us.
by Clash royale definitions June 21, 2021
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giant skeleton

The giant skeleton is a decent card in clash royale, but when paired with clone and tornado makes you a little bitch. It means that you have zero braincells and just want to be good at something but at the expense of being braindead and in a hospital on life support that the nurses want to unplug.
by Clash royale definitions June 21, 2021
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mother witch

The mother witch is a legendary card in the game clash royale, it is broken, especially paired with pekka. If you use it your balls have yet to drop and never will because you are a little bitch.
God, that dude was such a bitch using mother witch.
by Clash royale definitions June 21, 2021
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lavahound

The lava hound is a legendary card in clash royale. It is very shit alone, but paired with balloon makes it broken. If you use lava hound with balloon you will die a virgin because no one wants to fuck someone who has no ballls
My clan is cursed with only getting lavahounds in clan wars.
by Clash royale definitions June 21, 2021
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electrobarbs

Is a deck in clash royale, that makes you the biggest queer ever. It consists of defense, and ebarbs, and egiant if you use it you most likely are a psychopath and should be given the death sentence by getting pricked to death with needles.
by Clash royale definitions June 21, 2021
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inferno dragon

The inferno dragon is a legendary card in clash royale, it is like a flying moving inferno tower and is very balanced.
The inferno dragon is so balanced.
by Clash royale definitions June 21, 2021
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Lumberloon

The lumberloon is a deck in clash royale that takes no skill. If you use it do these simple things find a bridge and jump off, because your life has no value. You are an actual dumbass bitch.
by Clash royale definitions June 21, 2021
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