Definitions by Clarence Wong

ddubs 

midget, loser, dumbass

ddubs likes women-only they are all taller than he is-who he can never score.

ddubs by Clarence Wong August 6, 2003

ddubs 

short oompah-loompah into bondage (also known as shortus-midgetous-assholous); been known to be really fruity and resentful of its own height; a loser

Quit bein' a ddubs.

What the hell? Get ddubs out of here!

I'd rather be gay than be ddubs.

ddubs by Clarence Wong August 6, 2003