Definitions by CityPete

pigmuf 

The reproductive organ of a female pig (sus scrofa domesticus).

Often used as a derogatory slang term to define the reproductive organ of an ugly female human being (homo sapien).

Hey, Brian, did you get some pigmuf yesterday?

pigmuf by CityPete March 18, 2024

gizpot 

A small container usually kept bedside to capture the white sticky stuff produced and discharged by a male during sexual intercourse.

Can be filled directly (if you're of the smaller anatomy), using the palm of your hand to pre-capture or by standing a filled lady vertically over the gizpot and relaxing.

Have you filled the gizpot enough to tale to the ivf clinic?

gizpot by CityPete August 9, 2022