a mental condition characterized by delusions of persecution, unwarranted jealousy, or exaggerated self-importance, typically elaborated into an organized system given by reading tweets. A person would think, when they see someone subtweet, it is about them.
Tweet: She just gave me the nastiest lasagna ever.
Jim: I saw your tweet. You could've just told me you didn't like my cooking.
John: What are you even talking about? You never even cooked me lasagna. That tweet wasn't about you.
Jim: I'm sorry. I guess I have a case of subtweet paranoia.
Jim: I saw your tweet. You could've just told me you didn't like my cooking.
John: What are you even talking about? You never even cooked me lasagna. That tweet wasn't about you.
Jim: I'm sorry. I guess I have a case of subtweet paranoia.
by Cinnamon sheen October 16, 2016
When a girl or guy is beyond thirsty or desperate. They will nearly do anything to get what they want
Ana: hey that guy in the yellow shirt next to the side walk is so cute.
Shelly: ummmm........ Ana I think that isn't even a guy. It's a fire hydrant
Ana: well then is is a very cute fire hydrant.
Shelly: I no you are my friend but u are dehydated.
Shelly: ummmm........ Ana I think that isn't even a guy. It's a fire hydrant
Ana: well then is is a very cute fire hydrant.
Shelly: I no you are my friend but u are dehydated.
by Cinnamon sheen July 05, 2014
When a girl or guy is beyond thirsty or desperate. They will nearly do anything to get what they want
Ana: hey that guy in the yellow shirt next to the side walk is so cute.
Shelly: ummmm........ Ana I think that isn't even a guy. It's a fire hydrant
Ana: well then is is a very cute fire hydrant.
Shelly: I no you are my friend but u are dehydated.
Shelly: ummmm........ Ana I think that isn't even a guy. It's a fire hydrant
Ana: well then is is a very cute fire hydrant.
Shelly: I no you are my friend but u are dehydated.
by Cinnamon sheen July 05, 2014
Jessica can you help me think of some slang words so I can bad mouth justin.
Sarah just use the word compass it will help you think about some. Here.
Thanks Sarah. It just came up with a list of phrases that are really good. I can call him a thirsty
Or a thot
Sarah just use the word compass it will help you think about some. Here.
Thanks Sarah. It just came up with a list of phrases that are really good. I can call him a thirsty
Or a thot
by Cinnamon sheen March 02, 2014