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God

Fictional character who is believed, by far too many, to have created the universe. This of course is bullshit. To create the universe you must be omnipotent. To be omnipotent you must be omniscient. You cannot be both omniscient & omnipoten. Therefore God is non-existent.
It has been statistically proven that the higher one's IQ, the less likely they are to believe in God.
by Church Burner August 3, 2007
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