Definitions by Chunky Lou

Bette Davis Eyes 

When a female falls asleep and a male masterbates and ejaculates into the woman's eyes and then holds her eyes open until the cum dries, she wakes up all wide eyed like legendary actress Bette Davis with respect to the Kim Carnes song of the same name.

"That bitch wouldn't shut up so when she fell asleep I stroused off and she woke up with some Bette Davis Eyes"

Bette Davis Eyes by Chunky Lou May 7, 2008

Tuskegee Puppet Show 

when one male inadvertantly catches another male jacking off he has been given a "Tuskegee Puppet Show". This move can also be construed as an offensive tactic by a male a la an armadillo to shock an impending practical joke and subvert it.

"I was getting ready to toss a firecracker into Strouse's shower but he saw me sneaking up his steps and set me up with a Tuskegee Puppet Show."

Tuskegee Puppet Show by Chunky Lou May 7, 2008