11 definitions by Chugmeister of Sicily

Egg counter

Someone who predicts the result of something before it happens. Comes from counting how many chicks will hatch under a hen before they have hatched.

Douchey nerd "If my calculations are correct i scored 98% in that test"

Teacher "Don't be an egg counter boy!"

next day

Douchey nerd "But that can't be! how'd I get 99%????"

Teacher "Well you should'nt be an egg counter"

by Chugmeister of Sicily June 22, 2010

Falconry

Using elevation to look for a suitable partner. Often used by males to seek females in a large crowd.

Dude 1 "Who's that man flying that hang glider through the streets!?"

Dude 2 "Oh thats Mark he's in to falconry, loves hunting birds!"

Dude 3 "He never catches any though!"

by Chugmeister of Sicily June 21, 2010

Arctic penguin

Someone who looks like there in the right sort of place but is not. Comes from the fact that many people think Penguins live in the North Pole but they actually live in the South Pole.

Mark "Hey Jerry you love to surf hit those gnarly waves!"

Jerry "Ummm alright i'll try" (Splash plonk")

A very large crowd of critising onlookers " FAIL! what an arctic penguin!"

by Chugmeister of Sicily June 22, 2010

crab pot

When you see a bunch of sunburnt people (usually tourists) together in one spot.

Dude 1 "Hey look at that crab pot there hundreds of em! the burnt buggers!"

Dude 2 "I'm hungry now"

by Chugmeister of Sicily June 21, 2010