oblow

A large man baby that is a cross between a Sasquatch and a sloth. Does not know how to hold a intelligent conversation without asking huh? Smells of rich mahogany and slim Jim. Is a distant cousin of Durrrrrr
Did you see that oblow over there? Durrrrr
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yanoscky

A pillow biting male who is in love with Dwight Howard. Is prone to be a terrible driver and tends to love sausage.
Yo that guy just ate a footlong glizzy, he must be a yanoscky.
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