Definitions by Chuck Dick-ins

Jehovah's Threesome

A sexual act where 2 of the 3 participants are still fully clothed. Typically the nude participant is the most enthusiastic.

Erin talked two solicitors off her front step and into her bedroom for a Jehovah's threesome. She passed out and they left a wWatchtower magazine on her pillow.

Jehovah's Threesome by Chuck Dick-ins November 14, 2025

barnhammer 

When you meet your colleague's SO and they're so hot you want to bang them like you're just plain livestock...

Had drinks with the office crew last night, Simmons' "little piece" made me walk home with a barnhammer stuck in my waistband.

barnhammer by Chuck Dick-ins November 28, 2021