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Molestache:noun

A word to describe any person or faggots mustache that looks exactly like peach fuz glued to your face in the hopes of attracting a 7 year old victim....or looking like a complete gay retard
Timmy did you see the that one teacher's molestache...I think he was hunting for prey last night
by Chromy crusher March 24, 2018
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