Christine's definitions

Bastard Balls

A term used to identify blood shot eyes one gets usually gets when smoking marijuana.

"Are you sure you haven't been smoking pot? Because you sure got some bastard balls."

by Christine December 8, 2004

HiltonSister

Any worn out used up urban upscale party girl under 30 who is about as plastic as tupperware, has day glo orange skin from self tanner abuse,over processed hair and more money than active braincells. Always looks like she just got laid or is high as a kite.

" Betty may be wearing a Gucci sheath but she still looks like a burned out crackwhore. What a Hilton Sister!"

by Christine November 12, 2003

skull-fucking

When you're giving a guy a head and he insists on thrusting.

Rob skull-fucked me so hard last night.

by christine December 15, 2004

sparky

Someone who does what you tell them to; someone who gives an obvious answer; a sarcastic name for someone who is "brilliant"

A: Man, was that a rough exam!
B: You can say that again!
A: Man, was that a rough exam!
B: Thanks Sparky!

by Christine March 25, 2004

The Juliana Theory

a GREAT band. there music is fuckin awesome and everyone should check them out.

Hey Mark lets go see the Juliana Theory tonight in concert

Hell yeah! Ill be there

by Christine October 2, 2003

peter peter pussy eater

Male genitalia that devours vagina.

He used his pussy eater all night long.

by Christine February 13, 2004

clownfucker

somebody who is both incredibly stupid and extremely unlikeable. A total joke.

What kind of clownfucker borrows your credit card and uses it to rent a hotel to bang your wife in?

by Christine June 25, 2004