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Scottish hotpocket

When you shit on a woman's vagina then pre on it so create vapour

Aye pal i pure scottish hotpocketed her fucking disgusting.

by Christian no.1 December 20, 2017

Filthy Auld Rig

A Scottish phrase. Used often to describe the greatest pleasures. It can also be the dirtiest of sessions, a session being a sesh. It is to be said with no context or words previous, it comes as more of an expression of emotion.

Pronounced - Fil - thy - aw - ld - rig

*Aw wit look at that

*Filthy auld rig

by Christian no.1 February 13, 2021