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Definitions by Christian Howes

Clumsy Tongue 

to awkwardly use your tongue to lick something
"Tom you just really clumsy tongued that salt from the Margarita glass"

"Dave I can't believe you just clumsy tongued the hand of the head of legal services"
Clumsy Tongue by Christian Howes February 3, 2009

dolphin nuzzling 

what can happen when you are swimming with dolphins and they get a little eager with their bottlenoses...
Dolphin Trainer: "be careful that porpoise is prone to dolphin nuzzling"

Me: "Arghhh that dolphin just nuzzled my arse!!!"