Salman

Someone who takes way too long to do their Dnd turns and asks the DM stuff like "can I use this magic hand spell to go inside their chest and crush their heart" or "I know this spell lets me heat things up but can i use it to freeze this enemy" ALSO MAY REFER TO SOMEONE THAT TRIES TO TAME EVERY FUCKING MONSTER THEY SEE TO FORM SOME SORT OF FUCKASS FURRY HAREM. also someone who does NOT LISTEN TO THEIR INCREDIBLY WISE TEAM MEMBER WHO MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE A DIVINE FORCE GIVING THEM KNOWLEDGE

why are you taking so long on your turn, you're being such a Salman.

by ChrisPrattfan27 May 09, 2025

Salman

A person who takes forever to do something, or does it in such a stupid way it feels like hours have passed.

Watching my Grandfather navigate through his phone made him look like such a Salman

by ChrisPrattfan27 May 09, 2025