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Definitions by Chris is pitted

Tendie Suprise 

When you go to kiss someone for the first time but they dont know that you have a chickie tendie under your tounge.
Dude Samantha and I made out tonight.”

“Oh yeah? How was it?”
She dumped me after I gave her the ol’ Tendie Suprise.”
Tendie Suprise by Chris is pitted November 25, 2018

travaconda 

When the dick so big you have to ice your vag holes.
"How was it last night? Was it big?"

"Dick was so big I spent the night in the hospital. That travaconda was so pitted."