2 definitions by Chris is pitted

When the dick so big you have to ice your vag holes.
"How was it last night? Was it big?"

"Dick was so big I spent the night in the hospital. That travaconda was so pitted."
by Chris is pitted January 21, 2016
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When you go to kiss someone for the first time but they dont know that you have a chickie tendie under your tounge.
“Dude Samantha and I made out tonight.”

“Oh yeah? How was it?”
She dumped me after I gave her the ol’ Tendie Suprise.”
by Chris is pitted November 26, 2018
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