Definitions by Chris Teceno

dog turd 

A large, smelly and usually cheap cigar.

Hey Jim, if you're gonna get in my car, put out that dog turd you're smokin'!

dog turd by Chris Teceno September 23, 2005

bag 

bag or bagged: the act of suprising a friend by jabbing them in the genital area. Works great with jumpy people.

1. You shoul've see Johnny jump about three feet in the air when I bagged him from behind!
2. Johnny smacked me in the head when he realized I was trying to bag him!

bag by Chris Teceno September 23, 2005