Chris Madd's definitions

Driftwood

The male equivalent of a starfish. A man who is just a piece of “wood” floating through the sexual experience.

Meghan: so how was last night? *wink wink

Alexa: terrible, wont be seeing him again, he’s driftwood.

by Chris Madd September 28, 2019

mahertyr

A person who starts finally standing their ground. Flipping from “taking one for the team” to “ I don’t want a booster every 8 months” and “ I don’t want a one size fits all”. This person is a true Mahertyr to the system now and commands respect from peers.

I heard Steve is a Mahertyr now! Yeah, he is finally done with these restrictions and sees everything for the way it is; a never ending pharma grab slowly and methodically stealing our freedoms.

by Chris Madd August 25, 2021