Definitions by Chris Forehan

spastros

A person or an action that is inept, ineffectual or clumsy in the extreme.

The guy was too spastros to operate a powertool without maiming himself.

spastros by Chris Forehan July 31, 2008

plastros 

A person or thing that is is fake, artifical or simply superficial

The politician was incredibly plastros, and hence destined for success at the highest level.

plastros by Chris Forehan April 30, 2006