2 definitions by Chris Forehan

1
A person or an action that is inept, ineffectual or clumsy in the extreme.
The guy was too spastros to operate a powertool without maiming himself.
by Chris Forehan April 16, 2006
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2
A person or thing that is is fake, artifical or simply superficial
The politician was incredibly plastros, and hence destined for success at the highest level.
by Chris Forehan April 16, 2006
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