Definitions by Chris A. P.
Ninja wood
The unexpected,unprovoked erection that occurs while in public. Usually characterized as coming out of no where, particularly in the morning (at work or in class)
Scholars maintain that it a
reverberation of morning wood...
similar to an after-shock associated
with earthquakes
Morning wood is to ninja wood as
Earthquake is to after-shock.
Scholars maintain that it a
reverberation of morning wood...
similar to an after-shock associated
with earthquakes
Morning wood is to ninja wood as
Earthquake is to after-shock.
This morning, in my math class, I had a mean case of ninja wood that came out of nowhere. (It snuck up on me like a stealthy ninja)
Ninja wood by Chris A. P. February 9, 2007
Stupid cold
It is stupid cold out this morning. I didn't even bother wiping the snot dripping from my nose because I didn't want to take my hands out of my coat/pockets. (I looked stupid/retarded)
Stupid cold by Chris A. P. February 3, 2007
Beef Wings
Also see: Lobster Pot
That bitch had some big beef wings. They were hanging out from both sides of her thong.
That bitch had some big beef wings. They were hanging out from both sides of her thong.
Beef Wings by Chris A. P. February 1, 2007