Justin beiber

many people say things like "justin beiber iz soooo gay lolz!" but really, there's nothing "gay" about him. notice how EVERY SONG HE WRITES IS ABOUT GIRLS.

apparently his "girl voice" turns him into this gaywad fag when really the people that call him that are just jealous becuase he's more successful than them.

however, there is hope, becuase as of recently he's cut his hair and he no longer sounds like a girl.

retard: justin beiber is so gay lololol!

me: go fuck yourself. he's no more gay than you are not jealous. *punches retard is the face, cuts open his balls and burns his body*

by Chowderz March 07, 2011

computer

what you are on right now (unless, of course, you're on an iPhone/iPad)

Guy 1: i went on urbandictionary.com today because i felt like looking up random shit.

guy 2: what did you look up?

guy 1: computer.

by Chowderz March 20, 2011

Salad fingers

the creepiest cartoon series i have ever watched. it will haunt my dreams. the series has recently re-emerged, with part 9. it is the scariest of them all.

i love Salad Fingers' classic british vocabulary. it's genius.

by Chowderz October 30, 2011

1950s

the most awesome era ever. this is where they had the Mafia, awesome 50s-type songs, and all that innocence that has since been completely destroyed. the 1950s was also when Rock music, credit cards, color TVs an more were invented (according to Mafia II).

The game Mafia II takes place during the 1950s

by Chowderz March 28, 2011

Hydrogen Peroxide

The medicinal Special Forces. pour it on a cut, scrape, etc, and it'll foam white. hurts like crap, but it kills everything bad.

i usually wait about a day before applying Hydrogen Peroxide to a cut or scrape, that way it hurts less.

by Chowderz June 02, 2011