Definitions by Chowder183
Malukah
Malukah by Chowder183 August 26, 2012
Toontown
The worst fucking MMO of all time.
It's basically Disney Junior rolled into a computer game. You can be an assortment of animals and have to defeat robot lawyers with pranks. Makes perfect sense.
And you can't freeform chat AT ALL. You have to choose from a drop-down menu, which completely ruins the point of chatting in the first place.
Also, houses are useless because you'll never go in them except for maybe once a month.
If you want an MMO like this but BETTER, try Freerealms. It cuts you off from doing quests after a while (unless you pay for it) but it's far better than this abomination.
It's basically Disney Junior rolled into a computer game. You can be an assortment of animals and have to defeat robot lawyers with pranks. Makes perfect sense.
And you can't freeform chat AT ALL. You have to choose from a drop-down menu, which completely ruins the point of chatting in the first place.
Also, houses are useless because you'll never go in them except for maybe once a month.
If you want an MMO like this but BETTER, try Freerealms. It cuts you off from doing quests after a while (unless you pay for it) but it's far better than this abomination.
Toontown by Chowder183 August 24, 2012
Walmart
Walmart by Chowder183 July 31, 2012
America
Here me, all ye assholes! America isn't full of complete retards like the rest of the world thinks it is.
Not everyone is obese here, either. If you're going to lose faith in Americans, just do as I did and lose faith in humanity as a whole.
Because let me tell you, the biggest idiots I've ever seen weren't from America.
Not everyone is obese here, either. If you're going to lose faith in Americans, just do as I did and lose faith in humanity as a whole.
Because let me tell you, the biggest idiots I've ever seen weren't from America.
America: Hey guys, uh, we actually aren't all obese idiots.
The rest of this godforsaken world: LOLOLOL YES YU RRRRRRRRRR MERICA SUKS N EVRY1 DAR IS STUPID!!!!1111!!ELEVEN!!1
Me: I just hope i live long enough to be able to move to a different planet.
The rest of this godforsaken world: LOLOLOL YES YU RRRRRRRRRR MERICA SUKS N EVRY1 DAR IS STUPID!!!!1111!!ELEVEN!!1
Me: I just hope i live long enough to be able to move to a different planet.
America by Chowder183 July 27, 2012