sit and scroll

When you bring your phone into the bathroom to chill while you take a dump.

“Where the hell is Cameron?”
“Aw dude we won’t be seeing him for at least 20 minutes. He’s a sit and scroll type of guy. “

by Chopped basil July 29, 2019

alien bod

When you got a gut but hella skinny arms and legs

Hard to find a tube top what with this alien bod smh

by Chopped basil July 29, 2019