torrey

A blonde girl residing in San Diego who is athletic and extremely good looking. Normally short in height but likes to do the horizontal no pants dance with tall athletic guys.
See that Torrey over there with that volleyball player? There is about a foot and a half difference! How do you think they even have sex?
by Choncho January 15, 2008
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slippery cucumber

A fat ugly bitches favorite tool to get them selves wet
Samantha: no one ever talks to me

Janet: me either, that’s why I always resort to the slippery cucumber
by Choncho July 23, 2019
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