Choir Boy is Dead's definitions

Snark Off

To jack off to pictures of Snarky Women in in their underwear.

That picture is so sexy it makes me want to snark off!

by Choir Boy Is Dead November 11, 2009

Snarkstress

A woman whose snarkiness is so maddeningly sexy, you are compelled to pin her down and a couch and choke her while she cums.

I have the uncontrollabe urge to bend that snarkstress over a couch!!!

by Choir Boy is Dead November 9, 2009

Snark Attack

The act of ejaculating in ones pants while on top of a snarky woman.

Oops, I just had a snark attack. Do you have a tissue?

by Choir Boy is Dead November 9, 2009