going caveman

The act of not wiping your ass after you get done taking a shit.

"Shit there's no toilet paper. Looks like I'm going caveman."

by Chocolate Custard April 04, 2009

dirty donnie

When you wake up in the morning and find you've shit yourself while you were sleeping. (Also, see wet willy for the piss version.)

"I had a really bad dirty donnie last night. Don't eat donuts before you go to bed."

by Chocolate Custard April 06, 2009